T. Kingfisher Quotes

Goblin tea resembles a nice cup of Earl Grey in much the same way that a catfish resembles the common tabby. They share a name, but one is a nice thing to curl up with on a rainy afternoon, and the other is found in the muck at the bottom of polluted rivers and has bits of debris sticking to it.

But he's mad, completely mad, and he turns his wives into golems. He needs killing, not negotiation.