Susan Elizabeth Phillips Quotes - Page 2

I guess we're oil and water. (Phoebe)

I'd say we're more like gasoline and a blowtorch. (Dan)

This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.”
“Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts.

I can’t chitchat and make breakfast at the same time. You could help, you know, instead of standing there like the Queen of England. Although you’re a lot better-looking.

Ironic, isn't it, what religion does to people?"
"I guess it's more ironic what people do to religion.

sometimes knowing when to give up is the real test of character...

-annabelle granger

He gave Dancer one last pat. 'You're luckier than you know, pal. Living without a set of balls makes life a lot less complicated.

-Y tampoco nada de consoladores -dijo-, aun que se lo mucho que deseas uno. Lo cual no es ninguna sorpresa, ya que...
-¿Quieres dejarlo de lado de una vez?
-De lado...Encima...Debajo... -Bram le acaricio la curvatura del labio superior -. Dentro...
una ráfaga de calor recorrió el cuerpo de Georgie. Estaba a punto de derretirse.

If you 're serious about getting it on again, be sure to give me some advance notice, so I can grab my appointment calendar and block out three minutes.

Sex with Panda was like being in a porno movie but without a third party involved.

Maybe some poor slob would take you to bed if you weren’t such a ballbuster.

And wasn't that a great moment in baseball history," Holly Grace replied with withering sarcasm. "Helen Keller pitching and Little Stevie Wonder catching.

I married a damned cereal killer

I take thee... to be my awful wedded husband

Chip, I know you don't understand this, but I'd take it as a personal favor if you'd stop trying to marry your mother off to my brothers.

When it’s your fourth marriage, you tend to lose faith in superstitions.

I love you, Daisy. I love you so much I hurt.

When that bastard calls back, you tell him he’s won this round. I’ll marry him. But I don’t take well to being blackmailed, and tell him I intend to spend the rest of my life making him miserable, got that?

You remind me of someone with a bad toothache who's hitting herself in the head with a hammer to distract herself from the pain in her mouth.

If I could put my brain in her body, the world would be mine for the taking.

Hold it right there. The only agreement we ever had was that you intended to make me as miserable as possible, and I intended to courageously make the best of an intolerable situation like valiant Southern women have always done.