Sue Townsend Quotes

Sex with the gorilla went on a bit, but once he'd stumbled over my clitoris we both had good times.

Adrian Mole's father was so angry that so many pepole got divorced nowadays. HE had been unhappilly married for 30 years, why should everybody else get away?

She liked people. Me, I can take them or leave them, but mostly leave them.

Alexander assured her, 'Eva, none of us know our children. Because they are not us.