Stefan Mohamed Quotes

When someone is sleep-Tweeting the sexual thoughts you’re currently having about them while you’re having sex with someone else, miles away, it’s kind of too late.

One of the problems with trying to find yourself through other people ... it’s kind of easy easier to lose yourself in them.
On the plus side, they get to find you, sometimes.
And you can ask them what you’re like.
Because obviously you don’t have a clue.
Why would you?