Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.
Life
I got out on the street and started crying the kind of hysterical tears made justifiable only by turning off one’s cell phone, putting it to the ear, and pretending to be told of a death in the family.
Death, Humor, Crying
Besides, a new decade is a chance to find oneself at the beginning of things. Oh, life! What a sweet little Etch A Sketch of time you are!
Life, Time
Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town?
Humor, Sex
People are less quick to applaud you as you grow older. Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.
Humor, Life Lessons
You just don't notice the time line of your own metamorphosis. Until you do.
Life, Change
When you have a steady and lifelong group of girlfriends, chances are the person you're telling the story to is actually part of the story.
Friendship, Girlfriends
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