Simone Elkeles Quotes - Page 2

I'm poor, not homeless.

being afraid to take chances is scarier than actually doing things that challenge you.

You’re dangerous,” he says.
“Why?”
“Because you make me believe in the impossible

When they’re together, the world could fall apart around them and they’d never notice or care as long as they have each other.

About Alex and Brittany.

I'm ready for something private, private and real

La cucaracha, La cucaracha, Ya no puede caminar, porque no tiene, porque le falta, I don't know the rest, la la la la!

And while my mind is telling me I'm flirting with her just to prove a point, my body wants to play "you show me your perky privates and I'll show you mine.

And my piece of advice is...don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours.

You’re not the only one in this relationship who loves a
challenge,” he says. “And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chip
cookies warm and soft in the middle . . . and without magnets glued to them.

If my name was Richard, I'd go by Richard or Rich...not Dick. Hell I'd even settle for being called Chard.

Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well!

This is a team of gay dudes, isn't it?"
What gave it away? The pink shirts, or half our team drooling over you?

Please, amigo. We need you, Kimosabe, O Mighty Powerful One. We need you more than the earth rises in the west."
The sun rises in the east, dickhead."
Only if you're standing on the earth. If you're on the moon, the earth rises in the west.

Consider me your candy stripper... I mean striper.

Next time I want to do something nice, slap me.

Dios mio, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere between here and Mexico. Or maybe Brittany has them zipped inside that fancy purse (of hers).

Can I request another peer guide, One who isn't so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.?

Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror.

He’s my brother, my blood. He annoys the hell out of me most of the time, but when it comes right down to it I want to see him graduate from college and have little annoying mini-Alexes and mini-Brittanys running around in the future

the scary part is that people don't realize how much they've changed .