Sarah Rees Brennan Quotes

I don't trust men everybody likes. Being nice isn't the same as being good.

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work.

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead.

Foul!" yelled Jamie, who seemed extremely happy not to be the one facing a blade. "Distracting technique! Put your shirt back on right now.

Oh," she said, in a very different way. "Well. Thanks for my part in the compliment. Naturally I'd love to be watched and controlled, but I think I may be washing my hair that day.

Oh, you need Alan to betray Nick and then you'll steal Nick's powers and kill them both," said Mae. "Great idea. Hey, can i come? I'll bring a picnic lunch if you promise not to let blood get on the sandwiches.

I saw you put rice in a toaster once," said Mae. "I was there when made the tin of beans explode."
"It was faulty," Jamie protested, his eyes shifty. " I am sure of this.

I realise people exist who don't read. But it's like I knew there were people who didn't breathe or eat: I can't imagine a life like that.

Sometimes I feel better around you. I kind of like your face' -Nick

Fear's useless. Either something bad happens or it doesn't: If it doesn't, you've wasted time being afraid, and if it does, you've wasted time that you could have spent sharpening your weapons.

Personally, I'd prefer a guy who wants to see my boobs.

I want to be hurt. I want to be in so much pain that I can’t think and I can’t remember why. That’s what I want. That’s all I want.

In two words," said Alan quietly, "there is nothing I love half as much as you.

Sometimes I want to be human for you.

I don't think he likes girls", I said. "Or boys. Look at the horror on his face. He doesn't look like a people person.

You crazy girl. Other people name their children after their best friends. I am going to name my ulcer after you! I am going to be forced to drink milk and take antacids and abstain from spicy food, and every time I want Indian takeout I will shake my fist at the sky and shout, 'Damn you, Kami.' Don't ever do that again.

Some say love cannot be bought, but mine is available at this time for anyone with a good heart and the ability to use a photocopier.