Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.
Relationships, Humor, Family
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.
Heaven, Death, Humor
For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.
Life
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others.
Inspirational, Compassion
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
Children, Fun