Sabrina Jeffries Quotes

The man is always the last to know when
Cupid has struck him
-Anonymous, Memoirs of a Mistress

Lucy: I don't understand men.
Nettie: What is there to understand? If you feed 'em regular-like and give 'em a bit of 'sugar' now and then, they're easy enough. And if they don't behave, you just toss 'em out on their arses. That's what I always say.

Terence: As my old da used to tell me, 'never trust a rich man'.
David: Good thing I'm only moderately rich.
Terence: Which is why I only moderately distrust you.

A teacher had once told them that men were either beasts, gentlemen, or beasts masquerading as gentlemen. Might there be a fourth category - gentlemen masquerading as beasts?

Has it ever occurred to you that married couples endure watching their spouses grow old and feeble and senile all the time? That it's part of marriage? A hard part, to be sure, but not so hard that one just gives up on the institution altogether.

No one is born to courage, Juliet. Courage is a habit you develop after cowardice has gotten you nothing.

Clearly she didn't get out into society nearly enough. Her pulse had no taste in men whatsoever.

Sometimes the way to a man's heart is through his talleywacker.