Tom, how many children do you think I have to have before I figure out you get them by having sex?""Of course there would be protection," he offered."Tons of it.
Romance, Romantic, Humour
Tom. Tom, look at me. Has Nora agreed to marry you?""No, but she will because she has to.
She’d never been any kind of camper, never had been good at relieving a full bladder on a whim. Never had quite figured out that squat; it seemed like she’d always wet her right foot.
Humour
Peyton, I’m not married and you’re not a lesbian. Think of the possibilities.
Romance, Funny, Humour