Robin Williams Quotes

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

See what I mean? You gotta be crazy. Ain't no time to be sane.

I used to think the worst thing in life is to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

The problem is, God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering – these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love – these are what we stay alive for.

seize the day, because believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing, turn cold and die

You can fool some of the people some of the time and the rest you can jerk off