Rick Riordan Quotes - Page 4

I stared at him (Dionysus). "You're...you're married? But I thought you got in trouble for chasing a wood nymph-

Leo had seen Tia Callida in action; she liked knives, snakes and putting babies in roaring fires. Yeah, definitely let's unleash her rage. Great idea.

She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges to read fashion magazines, she was going to have to find Aphrodite and smack her.

Ceres wanted a united front in the plant war."
"The plant war," Percy said. "You're going to arm all the little grapes with tiny assault rifles?

You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine when somebody calls you "chicken man"?

I past another telkhine, who was so startled he dropped his Lil' Demons lunch box. I left him alive - partly because he had a cool lunch box...

Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death.

She led the way. Eyeless sockets of the dead seemed to stare at them as they passed.
"These are cool," Dan decided. "Maybe I could-"
"No, Dan," Amy said. "You can't collect human bones."
"Awww.

Fortunately, we did most of our athletic stuff inside, so we didn't have to jog through Tribeca looking like a bunch of boot-camp hippie children.

Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!

But Grover’s voice was already growing fainter. ‘Sweet dreams. Don’t let me die!

Otrera stayed dead the second time," Kinzie said, batting her eyes. "We have to thank you for that. If you ever need a new girlfriend...well, I think you'd look great in an iron collar and an orange jumpsuit."
Percy couldn't tell if she was kidding or not. He politely thanked her and changed seats.

That's it, cupcake. You're going down.

It was beautiful in a harsh I'm-going-to-gut-you-like-a-fish kind of way.

If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork.

Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins; but it wasn't fair to birds, and I was getting tired of teleporting them back home. Somewhere in Antarctica, a whole flock of Magellanic penguins were undergoing psychotherapy.

Holy mother!"
"Hmph. More like holy father. I'd think you'd know the difference."

-Hephaetus

We were just looking at maps...

Amy, Dan, and Nellie were sitting at a table in a conference room, examining reproductions of Franklin documents-some so rare, the librarians told her, the only copies existed in Paris.
"Yeah, here's a rare grocery list," Dan muttered. "Wow.

Oh, Hazel is awesome," Don Said. "She's so nice! All the other campers are like 'Go away Don.' But she's like 'Please go away, Don.' I love her!