R.D. Ronald Quotes

Anyone who says "Trust me" is the last motherfucker you should ever trust.

This faulty light fitting at the front door with the dangerously flickering bulb looks rather festive. Who says I don't do Christmas?

I'm not into this whole "move with the times" thing. I reckon we should just decide on a year and stick with it.

I don't "lol". I tried it once but it just didn't agree with me.