Quentin R. Bufogle Quotes

If you're gonna burn a bridge behind you, make sure you've crossed it first.

Lately the muse has been treating me like Ike treated Tina.

One thing I love about politicians; they won't allow the truth to be obscured by a bunch of facts.

I wish all those who've found God, would tell the rest of us where he's been hiding.

I believe a Christian muffler shop owner should have the same right to refuse service to a gay couple, as a gay lifeguard has to refuse service to a drowning Christian.

Everything's a bad metaphor for sex.

99% of all problems can be solved by money - and for the other 1% there's alcohol.

A friend told me that one day he and I would be rich and famous. I told him that I'd trade my half of the fame, for his half of the money.