Sometimes the body gets out of bed an hour before the brain.
Today I tried to pick up something I was standing on. It didn't work out well.
Walk tall but don't bang your head on low hanging branches.
Follow your dreams but stop if you come to a cliff edge.
Never try to swim through a sharp rock.
Go around! Go around!
Of all the things I expected to find in my lunch, a live snake wasn't one of them.
Playing an instrument is its own reward.
Cleaning out a spit valve is its own punishment.