Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes - Page 9

Generally, men prefer dating women they love over women who love them; women prefer the opposite.

Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.

To hear how great your friends think you are: fake your death, or, get married.

In a materialistic society, there’s no such a thing as a ‘romantic’ broke man.

Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn’t hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she loves.

Love songs are nothing without exaggeration.

Courtship is an activity whereby one losses oneself … whilst trying to win someone’s love.

Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other’s vices.

A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don’t have … to prove the love they think they have.

Marriage and dating are man-made ideologies; if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, we’d all be born in pairs; as couples.

Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet under.

Lobola (“bride price”) is a retired broke father’s last hope to paying off his debts.

Not all truths hurt. And not all that is hurtful is truthful.

Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.

To halve the number of times that other people hurt you: halve the number of expectations that you have from other people.

To increase the odds of being thanked, some people compliment some people; some make kids.

Technology has transformed the world into a global village. And communities, families, friends, etc., into local islands.

Your friends love you for who you are. Your family loves you for what you are.

Friends are family members we have a choice over.

Granted, not all uneducated women are prostitutes, and, not all prostitutes are uneducated. However, where building a family is employment, an uneducated woman's womb is her diploma.