BiographyType: Social critic, philosopher Born: 0 Died: Mokokoma Mokhonoana is a philosopher, a social critic, a satirist, an aphorist, an essayist, a cartoonist, a graphic designer, and an iconoclast. I was born, bred, and is based, within the borders of some figment called South Africa - Mokokoma Mokhonoana. |
Contrary to popular belief: Knowing where you are from will not really tell you where you are going. It will merely tell you why you are where you are.
When ready to settle down: women are more interested in where the man is going; men are more interested in where the woman has been.
A fast car can make women 'like' a man; and a man 'like' women … fast.
Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband's girlfriend.
Marriage converts a player into a polygamist.
Girls like well-built boys. Women love well-paid men.
Women who do not play hard to get are hard to get.
Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having.
Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy.
Some wo/men are so possessive … you end up missing missing them.
When you lose a friend or a lover, those who remain in your life gain (more of your attention).
You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.
The phrase *You complete me* is nonsensical. A couple is a *we* … not a complete *me.*
Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.
Dating isn't a natural need; it is a social want.
A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.
If every lover was treated like they matter - everyday; valentine’s day wouldn’t be so 'special.