Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes - Page 6

As common as unplanned sex. As uncommon as a planned child.

With regards to getting laid and getting AIDS: Being interesting can be an interesting guy’s downfall.

The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm.

Man cannot be homophobic without having concerned himself with another’s sex life.

Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with.

Compared with lesbians, gays seem to be more unapologetic about their sexual orientation. The former must not have balls.

It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting.

Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man’s access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man's access to) their kids.

Morals are nothing but a civilized society’s attempt to tame some beast called man.

To see a man’s true colours, tell him that you don’t plan on having sex with him. To see a woman’s true colours, tell her that you don’t plan on marrying her.

When we see a good-looking woman with a not-so-good-looking man, we assume that the man must have a good bank balance. When we see a good-looking man with a not-so-good-looking woman, we assume that she must be good in bed.

98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.

Some women sleep their way to the top. Most men sleep their way to the bottom.

Assuming that all ‘unschooled’ people to lack education is akin to assuming that a salary is the only means to make money, or, that a vagina or a penis is the only source of an orgasm.

88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident.

Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he took Viagra.

Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt.

To a man who was required to marry before he was allowed to have sex with his lover, marriage is a ‘righteous’ form of prostitution.

*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.

The second orgasm has a biblical connotation.