BiographyType: Social critic, philosopher Born: 0 Died: Mokokoma Mokhonoana is a philosopher, a social critic, a satirist, an aphorist, an essayist, a cartoonist, a graphic designer, and an iconoclast. I was born, bred, and is based, within the borders of some figment called South Africa - Mokokoma Mokhonoana. |
It is better to read one intellectually challenging book every 12 months … than to read 12 entertaining books every month.
Philosophy is to a thinker … what push-ups are to a model.
I will only start taking book reviews seriously from the day that books are able to review readers.
The media made the masses to find not-so-skinny women appear not-so-beautiful … in the eyes of the remote holder.
For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.
Thou shalt not use the 140 characters limit as an excuse for bad grammar and/or incorrect spelling.
Thou shalt not tweet to be retweeted.
Thou shalt not think that thou be a leader, merely because thee be having more than 0 followers.
Thou shalt not follow someone, merely because they are following you.
Thou shalt not unfollow someone, merely because they stopped following you.
A paedophile is someone whose sexual attraction towards children their own age did not grow with them.
For the most expensive way to realize an orgasm, men open their wallets. For the cheapest, they close their eyes.
There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.
When coming to sex: First served, first come.
Homophobia is the ignorant and arrogant assumption that copulation and reproduction is all there is to a relationship.
A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him.
A civilized woman's demands: A man who will (1) make her come … sometimes; but (2) pay the bills … at all times.
Looking at what 'foreplay' is, 'sexual intercourse' is a game.
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