Mindy Kaling Quotes

I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world.

I think when men hear that women want a commitment, they think it means commitment to a romantic relationship, but that's not it. It's a commitment to not floating around anywhere. I want a guy who is entrenched in his own life.

There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.

Later, when you're grown up, you realize you never really get to hang out with your family. You pretty much have only eighteen years to spend with them full time, and that's it.

Nothing gives you confidence like being a member of a small, weirdly specific, hard-to-find demographic.

One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to talk about.

I will employ the gentle, vague expression “I’m not crazy about that on you,” which should mean to you, “Holy shit, take that off, that looks terrible!” I owe it to you to give feedback like a cattle prod: painful but quick.

I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors.