He’s not wearing…” Charlotte began.
“I know. He doesn’t,” Lydia answered.
He kissed the corner of her lips before whispering by her ear, “And that was just my hand, love.
Ya were going to turn me into a rat? Had I known that I wouldn’t have tried to turn ya into a snake.
A stóirín, ya are a handful of trouble, but I kind of like it.
Do not pay attention to my cousins. Every family needs a couple idiots and we keep them around for entertainment.
If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science
The web is a dangerous place for a mind begging to slack off and be distracted by nonsense.
My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego.
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