Michael Bassey Johnson Quotes - Page 7

If your success is not amazing to your critics, it disturbs, infuriates, and frustrates them, and if they're not careful; may go hang themselves and go to hell.

Growing up doesn't mean that you are older than someone, it means that you are no longer an amateur.

Don't act so callous to blank out good friends who failed on their way to success, just because something unusual hindered them, but you meandered out by a stroke of luck.

It doesn't really matter if you are left behind the back, but what matters is your capacity to pull and push everyone by your way to get to the front.

When your madness is creative and necessary, people will not notice the fact that you are crazy.

Working hard is a fool's anthem, getting others to work for you is the motto for every successful man.

As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:
~people applaud you incessantly.
~love you more than their parents.
~give you a daily bread.

A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.

The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she liked my amusing facial expression.

If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth.

Short men are happy, for they can pass easily through the door. Tall men are happy, for they can stand erect and pluck oranges with their hands. Again, short men are angry, for they cannot stand erect and pluck oranges with their hands. Again, tall men are angry, for they cannot pass easily through the door.

Bring forth a spiritual idea that will never fade.

Sticking to one person for a lifetime is not a waste of time or lack of better ones, it means you've found your place of eternity.

Material wealth do not last forever, but that which probably lasts forever is the wealth of intelligence and creativity.

Minimise your time with those who make noises instead of speaking what is good for your ears, else, they'll attune you with balderbash. Maximise your time with those who will inject into your ears a soothing sound of wisdom, for they'll set your mind on a sound reasoning path.

Today and tomorrow is an illusion, days are all joined together, and if you are waiting for your time, you are wasting your time.

Be so free that nothing more than your future can distract your attention.

Time is a hard-hearted rebel, we cannot fight him or can we beg him to slow down, wait for us or stop, all we have to do is to obey his strict rules, follow him and run, he doesn't get tired, and we musn't get tired too.

Young girls are like helpless children in the hands of amorous men, whatever is said to them is true and whatever manipulation on their bodies seems like love to them, sooner or later, they come back to their senses, but the scars are not dead inasmuch as her spoiler lives.

The paradise in women is not the v-shape manipulation between their legs,
or the two lovely bombs, set on their bosom that can blast any strong, holy spirit filled individual, but that part of her that cannot be described, yet can only be felt.