Matt Groening Quotes

  • Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. <span class='nobr'></span>
  • I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me. <span class='nobr'></span>
  • To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems <span class='nobr'></span>
  • Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! - Homer Simpson <span class='nobr'></span>
  • Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you! - Russ Cargill <span class='nobr'></span>
  • But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism! <span class='nobr'></span>
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

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