Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
Love, Humor, Metaphor
I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.
Humor, Family, Social Commentary
To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems
Humor
Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! - Homer Simpson
Books, Humour, Simpsons
Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you! - Russ Cargill
Humour, Simpsons
But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism!
Humour
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