I laugh because your pain is amusing.
Pain, Funny, Laugh
Listen, I'm bossy. I can't help it. It's who I am and what I do. I'm pushy and I like to take over. But I'm going to work really hard not to do so much and your going to try and accept me the way I am. Flaws and all. Because I'm good in bed and I can carry heavy things and reach all the high shelves.
Romance, Erotica
What a filthy mind you have. Can’t imagine why you’re single with a brain as dirty as the one you’ve got.
Marriage, Single