Kinky Friedman Quotes

The best fiction is true.

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.

Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.

Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody else got tired of her shit