Josh Stern Quotes - Page 2

The primary difference between sex and death is, with death there is no dress code

Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it in summer school

People who live in brick houses shouldn't throw wrecking balls

Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."


Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..'

I tell my dates: 'Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over

Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

Everyone comes with baggage, make sure you get one that comes with a rack

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub