Michael: "Thing is, I'd like to go out with you. What are you doing on Saturday?"Siobhan: "Committing suicide."Michael: "Alright then, what are you doing on Friday?"(from Stormling, 2014)
Humour, Fantasy
Dolchyme: "It's...just that....we don't get many of your kind around here. Stormling folk and all that.Anadyr: "I'm a Storm Lord, actually."Dolchyme: "Sheesk - if I'm not in the presence of royalty then.
Humour
There. We can be friends now.""Someone like you could never be my friend.""Why ever not?""Because I'm a nice person, and you're a sick, twisted bitch.
Fantasy