CUSTOMER: If I were to, say... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be standing in?
Love, Humor, Books
Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?'Customer's friend: 'Jesus.
Humor, Bible, Books
Although I was always a keen library user, buying books was a different order of bliss, because I would get to live with these ones. (A Chat with Emma Donoghue)
Books
Perhaps that is the best way to say it: printed books are magical, and real bookshops keep that magic alive.
They are a brilliant device for shape-shifting as we can slip into the skin of authors from other times, other cultural backgrounds, brilliant minds who give us a new perspective on life and the world - something we all need from time to time. - Cornelia Funke
CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook.BOOKSELLER: The Dinah Shore Cookbook?
Humour
CUSTOMER (to her friend): What's this literary criticism section? Is it for books that complain about other books?