Jeff Kinney Quotes

Monkeys can't talk, stupid!

Zoo-Wee Mama!

I'm not really sure what makes a book a 'classic' to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old and some person or animal has to die at the end.

Greg starts a middle school and asks: Why
is "bullies" such a big PROBLEM? And says
people need to shave twice a day.

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget