Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
Humor, Women, Gender
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
Humor, Coffee
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
Beauty
The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
Children
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
Men
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