James Alan Gardner Quotes

If you agree to work for us, half the time you won't know the purpose of your duties . . . and when we do explain, we might not be telling the truth. But that's the real world, folks . . .

Don't be such a party-pooper, missy -when you're well and truly screwed, either you just sit pissing yourself or you invent some reason to hope.

The council is a place where everyone schemes against everyone else, and people talk incessantly about Power with a capital "Pow".

Fate does not invite ugly boring people to save the world; and if you do try to save the world (without being beautiful, strong, clever, or wise), you will soon die pointlessly and how much adventure is there in that?