People say that a picture is worth a thousand words, but sometimes a mighty quotation is worth more than a thousand pictures.
Remember that lettuce doesn’t grow on a spruce; and it also doesn’t rhyme with it.
Ho ho ho, tell me why you are not at home' is something Santa Claus could ask you if you stayed in a hotel over Christmas. It is most certainly not the reason why it is called 'hotel', but it will hopefully help you remember that the stress is actually on the second syllable.