Harlan Ellison Quotes

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

The ability to dream is all I have to give. That is my responsibility; that is my burden. And even I grow tired.

Thus, from admiration of one wise and innocent child, and from a misheard remark, the process that not even Aristotle could codify was triggered.
Where do you get your ideas?
I purposely mishear things.

When you're all alone out there, on the end of the typewriter, with each new story a new appraisal by the world of whether you can still get it up or not, arrogance and self-esteem and deep breathing are all you have. It often looks like egomania. I assure you it's the bold coverup of the absolutely terrified.

Writing a novel is like going a great distance to take a small shit.

Because the chief commodity a writer has to sell is his courage. And if he has none, he is more than a coward. He is a sellout and a fink and a heretic, because writing is a holy chore.

Now begin in the middle, and later learn the beginning; the end will take care of itself.

Who wants a library full of books you've already read?

You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.

Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste?

I can't picture in my mind three hundred and sixty thousand dollars... When I think of it, all I can see in my mind is a big nickel.