When it comes to emotions, women know how to paint with the full set of oils, while men are busy doodling with crayons.
Humor, Humour, True
The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I’ve read studies. It’s like 2 out of 3 of those end in divorce, sometimes more. 3 out of 2, some.
Marriage, Humour, Divorce
That was not sex. That was naked poetry.
Poetry, Humor, Sex
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