Gordon Korman Quotes

Nellie grinned. "I always wanted to go to Venice. It's supposed to be the romance capital of the world."
"Sweet," put in Dan. "Too bad your date is an Egyptian Mau on a hunger strike."
The au pair sighed. "Better than an eleven-year-old with a big mouth.

I've taken care of it," I said
My father looked at me, shocked.
Then I realized "taken care of" had a very specific meaning in his line of work.
"No, no, I mean he's gone.

Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.

For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.