BiographyType: Stand-up comedian, actor, social critic, author Born: May 12, 1937 Died: June 22, 2008 (aged 71) George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. |
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid. Then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same words that hurt can heal. It’s a matter of how you pick them.
What do dogs do on their day off?; Can't lie around – that's their job!
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck
How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.
In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.
So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.
I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
Electricity is really just organized lightning
I bet you anything that 10 times out of 10, Nicky, Vinny and Tony will beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle and Tucker.
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