Ellen DeGeneres Quotes - Page 2

Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.

I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?

Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.

Haiku sounds like I'm
Saying hi to someone named
Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello.

It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.

True beauty is not related to what color your hair is or what color your eyes are. True beauty is about who you are as a human being, your principles, your moral compass.

I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.

It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success.

I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush.

To me, beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin.

...we should be grateful for them because without our family - the ancestors we descend from, the cousins we see once a year, the loves our lives we see every day - life is pretty boring.

The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.