Duane Schor Quotes

I had a dream last night I was on tinder and all the picks were me in make up I was like she's hot I'd do her. I just walked into my therapist office.

I had a dream I was in an old woman's closet peeing on a giant shoe. Sorry grandma I thought it was the bathroom. I hate vacations where someone carries you out of the car and puts you in a bed that smells like mothballs.

I had a dream I was a samurai who invented the poncho, and I sold my ponchos to Mexico. The irony is… I invented them for women.

I had a dream I was able to fly now I have chained my bead to the ground. I like walking dreams better.

I had a dream I was in a dream and then that dream told me I was in someone else's sock drawer.

I had a dream you stopped by the shop and helped us get more followers for Facebook and twitter. And then you showed up tomorrow and were like “here!” and you threw 5000 likes on me and it felt like slugs. And smelled like fried chicken. I was so confused. I vomited a rainbow.

I once had a dream and then I told my friend he is such a dick his name is Richard.

I had a dream I was a millionaire. So I'm still in my coma don't try and wake me.