My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.
Love, Desire, Humor
My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.
Life, Love, Relationships
I’m a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up.
Life, Love, Humor