If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when they're reading to themselves.
Writing
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?
Work
Publishing a book of poetry is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.
Poetry, Book, Rose
fire is beautifuland we know that if we gettoo close it will kill usbut what does that matterit is better to be happy for a momentand be burned up with beautythan to live a long timeand be bored all the while
Life, Beauty
If a child shows himself to be incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to maturity, marry, and perpetuate his kind.
Children, Humorous