Darynda Jones Quotes - Page 2

He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.

There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.

Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.

Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z.

Who knew Demon Child would have such a normal name? I expected something exotic like Serena or Destiny or the Evil One That Comes in the Night to Make Us Chilly.

Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that
reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.

Have you slept yet?'
'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.'
'Didn't you drive there?'
'Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.'
- Charley & Cookie

I know what kind of man it takes to get involved with something as barbarous as human trafficking.”

“I get it, Swopes. He’s not the kind of man you take home to meet your
stepmom.” I rethought that. “Wait a minute. Maybe my stepmom would like to meet him. Do you think he ships to Istanbul?

You hit me again," I said, growing oddly annoyed.
"Ya think?" Evil Riggs said. Smart-ass.
"Part of my brain hurts. I demand to know what that part of my brain is called and what its job is.

I’m currently unsupervised
It frisks me out too but the possibilities are endless

Does Uncle Bob have anything?"

"I heard he has an STD."

"I mean on the women."

"Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs.

You’re the reason I get up in the morning.
That, and I need to pee.

I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in. – t-shirt

In that one, they'd done their darnedest to destroy Riley's Switch. This time, instead of two-by-fours and tire irons, they seemed a little more focused on choke holds and knees to the face. Their desire to be close to each other was sweet.

We get heroes with impossible abilities and heroines with strengths we can only dream of. And for a little while, we are those characters. That hero is in love with us. That heroine is you, the reader, and you are all kinds of powerful. And you might even, given the right circumstances, save the world.

I thought you were mad at me."

"I am."

"Well, I make it a rule never to have sex with anyone who's mad at me."

He arched a brow. "It's a wonder you've ever had sex at all.

When life hands you lemons say,
"Lemons? What else have you got?"
- bumper sticker

I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.

He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.

He turned the corner and flipped me off at the same time. See? Men could multitask. I was so proud of him.