Cuthbert Soup Quotes

A red eight-sided sign always means:
A) Stop.
B) Go.
C) Danger! Red octogons ahead!

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him participate in synchronized diving.

What's a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh...it's just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo.

He's getting away you idiots! Shoot him. I'm wearing Spider-Man underpants!

The great William Shakespeare said, "What's in a name?" He also said, "Call me Billy one more time and I will stab you with this ink quill.

You see, unlike most writers today, I do not use a computer. I write the old-fashioned way: on the walls of caves.

Well, well, well," said Aitch Dee, his arms folded across his chest.
"Well, well, well, well," replied Pavel, not to be out welled.

Musicians have always had a better understanding of love than the rest of us. Over the years they have told us that love: is like a rock, is here to stay, is all you need, will find a way, will keep us together, will tear us apart, sucks.