Chuck Palahniuk Quotes - Page 2

I thought we were a real love relationship. I did. I was very invested in love, but it was just this long long sex thing that could end at any moment because after all, it's just about getting off. Almost all the time, you tell yourself you're loving somebody when you're just using them. This only looks like love.

Just for the record, she still loves you. She wouldn't bother to torture you if she didn't.

It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.

Almost all the time, you tell yourself you're loving somebody when you're just using them.
This only looks like love.

You can’t fool people into loving you.

The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in your life can never be more than just your mistress.

Tyler lies back and asks, "If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing?"

I say, goodnight.

The headliner hangs down in shreds from the ceiling and Tyler says, "Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

If Marilyn Monroe was alive right now, what would she be doing?'

Clawing at the roof of her coffin.

Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?

I still love him so much I'll hide any amount of conjugated estrogen in his food. So much I'll do anything to destroy him.

At the time, my life just seemed too complete, and maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

It can only take a moment to waste the rest of your life.

You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.

After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less about living and more about waiting.

Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away.

We just had a near-life experience!

The best way to waste your life, is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid living is to just watch. Look for the details. Report. Don't participate.

You had to risk your life to get love. You had to get right to the edge of death to ever be saved.

Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

Anymore, no one's mind is their own.