Charles M. Schulz Quotes

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Happiness is a warm puppy.

What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

Winning isn’t everything, but losing isn’t anything.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.

Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did you notice something, Charlie Brown?"
"What's that?"
"The world didn't come to an end.

Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?"
"I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me!

I'm dying and all I hear are insults!

I don't know the meaning of life. I don't know why we are here. I think life is full of anxieties and fears and tears. It has a lot of grief in it, and it can be very grim. And I do not want to be the one who tries to tell somebody else what life is all about. To me it's a complete mystery.