Carroll Bryant Quotes - Page 2

What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.

All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?

When it comes to being famous, you’re usually the last to know, and the first to deny it. Unless you were already famous in your head. In which case, party on, Wayne! Party on, Garth!

I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I.

I saw America's economy last night, people raiding dumpsters at a higher rate than normal in my home town. Digging through garbage shouldn't be a career. Thanks Democrats. Thanks Republicans.

Cool people are only cool for the first thirty minutes of knowing them. After that, they just become annoying.

I don't like to give up on people when they need someone not to give up on them.