Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.
Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.
Why do I keep evading my work? Is it because I’m afraid of being confronted by my lack of abilities?
The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor.
The world is full of people who all want the same thing, and you have to do a little something extra to make them remember you.
Rule number one: Why is it that the one time a cute guy talks to you, you have a friend who’s in crisis?
Life gives you lots of chances to screw up which means you have just as many chances to get it right.