Brian Celio Quotes

Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.

I wish my nose would blow me for once.

Fire is no laughing matter. In a drunken attempt to appear womanly, my neighbor tried to burn her pubes off when she was fifteen, but it hurt too much to get it completely smooth. My friend had sex with her two years later and said her clit looked like a chestnut. I’ve been pro-bush ever since.

As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.