If he's like any other man I've ever met, it's not my smile he's going to be looking at.
Life, Humor, Action
You know when I told you the joke about how a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body? I was only kidding.
Action, Fiction
...all members of Congress should be required wear NASCAR uniforms. You know, the kind with the patches? That way we'd know who is sponsoring each of them. I think he was kidding; they'd never be able to do it but it's a great idea and would wake people up in this country.
Humor, Politics
Human beings are the most successful of animals because of their capability to learn, and an abused animal learns very quickly to defend itself. It also learns very quickly to trust very few people - if any.
Trust, People
Have a smile on your face for everyone you meet, and a plan to kill them.
Humor, Fiction, Political
You can't kill an American Citizen without benefit of a trial.""I can if you're on the list, traitor.""LIST? What list? What the hell are you talking about?"BLACK LIST, July 24
Fiction