New Rule: Don't name your kid after a ballpark. Cubs fans Paul and Teri Fields have named their newborn son Wrigley. Wrigley Fields. A child is supposed to be an independent individual, not a means of touting your own personal hobbies. At least that's what I've always taught my kids, Panama Red and Jacuzzi.
Humor, Children, Parents
If a fourteen year-old can deliver your message, it's not because he's gifted. It's because intellectually, you're a child.
Children
My bank must stop trying to sell me identity theft protection. You know why I expect you to protect my money? Because you're a bank.
Money
To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
Courage
Just like in the workplace, women who are good workers are the best workers.
Women, Society
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