Bill Cosby Quotes

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

If you want to be seen, stand up.
If you want to be heard, speak up.
If you want to be appreciated, shut up.

A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.

gray hair is gods graffiti

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

Parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.

I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.